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Worst Pickup Lines - The Lamest Pick Up Lines

Our editors looked all over the web for the lamest, worst pickup lines they could find and came up with this list. We thoroughly recommend reading this and having a little fun laughing at them, but we also recommend NOT using these lines in public. They could get you slapped or thrown out of a bar or club, but they will not help you meet someone new. (Not someone you'd probably be interested in anyway.

When you date as many prostitutes, strippers, and junkies as I do, it's nice to finally be going out with a classy woman like you!
That Big Mac and fries cost $5.24. That means when we go to my place later you owe me $5.24 worth of poontang.
If we're stopped by the cops this is your brother's car and you don't know what's in the trunk!
There are three words I want to tell you...."You're Too Fat."
Remember when the stripper comes over I do the tipping.
Are you one of Charlie’s angels, or one of Satan’s skanks?
(Man to woman): Wow, you kiss like my sister.
(Woman to man): Wow, you kiss like my father.
My wife doesn't mind that I have girlfriends. They usually baby sit the kids when I take her out.
If you’re into booty, my butt is so big, I could moon Europe!
Do you want to go for a ride in my car? It’s a hot rod!
I usually date attractive girls, but I've decided I really should be with someone more like you.
Wanna free my willy? It’s a whale of a job.
Let's cut to the chase baby…how much?
So let me get this straight, yes means yes, and no means tie you up, right?
Know anywhere to hide a body?
All the voices in my head agree: You look beautiful.
Baby, you look so good I'd bang you in front of my wife's attorney.
I had to kill my (boyfriend/girlfriend) last week. I had to put (him/her) out of my misery.
No need to buy any popcorn, I snuck this whole bucket of fried chicken skin into the movies so we could eat for free.
So which movie do you want to see? "Lord of the Rings?" I heard that was good! I'll be watching "Black Hawk Down". I'll meet you in the lobby when it's over.
I can't believe the car broke down. Could you walk to a service station and call a cab?
Do you want to get Mexican food? Tom likes Mexican food. Mexican food makes Tom fart. Why are you looking at Tom that way?
Didn’t I see you on the cover of Cosmo?
I don’t like to wear nylons. When I fart, it looks like I have epilepsy.
I got divorced today. I was kind of down before, but it’s OK now; she’s still my sister.
Let’s get hammered, and then I’ll nail ya!
Want a tic-tac? (No, thanks.) Please! Take one!
(To a middle-aged person) At our age, what can we count on in life? Depends, I guess.
(Holding a quarter) Heads it’s your place; tails it’s mine.
What’s with the unibrow look?
Didn’t I see you at Overeaters Anonymous?
Whatever you’re thinking, I hope it’s X-rated.
Which one of you gals wants to come home with me and cook dinner?

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