Your eyes are all red, my favorite color.
Spill a drink on someone and say, “Let’s get you out of those wet clothes…at my place.”
I have an “owie” on my _(body part)__. Will you kiss it and make it better?
Are you going out with me, or do I have to stalk you?
I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I sure could make your bed rock.
Asians float my boat.
Call me, but if another chick (or guy) answers, hang up.
My feet smell like Doritos.
Do you ever record your farts?
Are you a ho? Because I have money, bitch.
How much?
Can I warm my hands in your hot breasts?
Are your nipples pierced?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
You’re ugly, but you interest me.
For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
I live with my mom, but she doesn't care when my other friends come over to play naked Super Saiyan. Lights out by 9 and we must be asleep by 9:30.
Is that your sister? She has really big ta-ta's for a
fourteen-year old.
Beer can be a real miracle drug. I couldn't control my herpes without it.
I'm so glad you agreed to go out with me. I just started using Viagra, and I've been wanting to see how well it works.
I'm glad we're going out. I got eight kids at home that need a new mama.
Man your friend looks incredible! Can I have her number just in case things don't work out with you tonight?
There’s a bed in my van.\
(For high-school kids) Do you ever ditch school?
Do you sleep naked?
(To a man) I think I’m a Lesbian.
(To a woman) I’m bisexual.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m really horny, let’s go and screw.
(Man to woman) What’s your favorite color? (Reply) Mine’s boobs!
