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Stupid Pickup Lines - The Dumb, Sad Pick Up Lines
- Your eyes are all red, my favorite color.
- Spill a drink on someone and say, “Let’s get you out of
those wet clothes…at my place.”
- I have an “owie” on my _(body part)__. Will you kiss it and
make it better?
- Are you going out with me, or do I have to stalk you?
- I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I sure could make your bed rock.
- Asians float my boat.
- Call me, but if another chick (or guy) answers, hang up.
- My feet smell like Doritos.
- Do you ever record your farts?
- Are you a ho? Because I have money, bitch.
- How much?
- Can I warm my hands in your hot breasts?
- Are your nipples pierced?
- Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
- You’re ugly, but you interest me.
- For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
- I live with my mom, but she doesn't care when my other
friends come over to play naked Super Saiyan. Lights out by 9
and we must be asleep by 9:30.
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 Is
that your sister? She has really big ta-ta's for a fourteen-year
old.
- Beer can be a real miracle drug. I couldn't control my
herpes without it.
- I'm so glad you agreed to go out with me. I just started
using Viagra, and I've been wanting to see how well it works.
- I'm glad we're going out. I got eight kids at home that need
a new mama.
- Man your friend looks incredible! Can I have her number just
in case things don't work out with you tonight?
- There’s a bed in my van.\
- (For high-school kids) Do you ever ditch school?
- Do you sleep naked?
- (To a man) I think I’m a Lesbian.
- (To a woman) I’m bisexual.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m really horny, let’s go
and screw.
- (Man to woman) What’s your favorite color? (Reply) Mine’s
boobs!
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