Corny Pickup Lines

Corny Pickup Lines We've Heard

Want a laugh? Then check our some of these corny pickup lines. Most of these were submitted by people on the web, but a few of them I remember from my college days. (Some of the corniest pickup lines worked with some of the coolest women, I seem to remember.)

  • If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?

  • You’re so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.

  • Let’s have a drink; we’ll make beautiful music together.

  • Are there any more like you at home?

  • Do you come here often?

  • I’m a raindrop, and I’m fallin’ for you!

  • I must be lost. I thought Paradise was east of here.

  • (Gray-haired person says): There’s snow on my roof, but fire in my furnace.

  • People call me Isaac Hayes; can I give you the shaft?

  • Do you like karaoke? We could make some beautiful music together.

  • I’d like to give you CPR!

  • Corny Pickup LinesA lot of people think Scientology is a cult but that's not true. In fact, I want you to come to a meeting with me tomorrow to prove it. No I insist, you will come to the meeting tomorrow! You don't want the Thetans to eat your soul do you?

  • Did you ever think we’d meet like this?

  • (Singing) Did you ever see a dream walkin’?

  • Hubba! Hubba! Hubba!

  • Will you be my neighbor?

  • Tonight’s the night, right?

  • My wife doesn’t understand me.

  • Baby, baby, I’m fallin’ in love, fallin’ in love again.

  • Do you like to bake? (Yes.) I’d love to feel your hot-cross buns.

  • Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!

  • You’re once, twice, three times a lady.

  • I’m a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you.

  • Don’t let me be the one that got away!

  • I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.

  • Hey, baby! What’s happening!

  • Your name is Susan? Can I call you Susie? (Yes) Great, what’s your number? (No) Then you call me!

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