Corny Pickup Lines

Corny Pickup Lines We've Heard

Want a laugh? Then check our some of these corny pickup lines. Most of these were submitted by people on the web, but a few of them I remember from my college days. (Some of the corniest pickup lines worked with some of the coolest women, I seem to remember.)

• If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?

• You’re so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.

• Let’s have a drink; we’ll make beautiful music together.

• Are there any more like you at home?

• Do you come here often?

• I’m a raindrop, and I’m fallin’ for you!

• I must be lost. I thought Paradise was east of here.

• (Gray-haired person says): There’s snow on my roof, but fire in my furnace.

• People call me Isaac Hayes; can I give you the shaft?

• Do you like karaoke? We could make some beautiful music together.

• I’d like to give you CPR!

• A lot of people think Scientology is a cult but that's not true. In fact, I want you to come to a meeting with me tomorrow to prove it. No I insist, you will come to the meeting tomorrow! You don't want the Thetans to eat your soul do you?

• Did you ever think we’d meet like this?

• (Singing) Did you ever see a dream walkin’?

• Hubba! Hubba! Hubba!

• Will you be my neighbor?

• Tonight’s the night, right?

• My wife doesn’t understand me.

• Baby, baby, I’m fallin’ in love, fallin’ in love again.

• Do you like to bake? (Yes.) I’d love to feel your hot-cross buns.

• Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!

• You’re once, twice, three times a lady.

• I’m a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you.

• Don’t let me be the one that got away!

• I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.

• Hey, baby! What’s happening!

• Your name is Susan? Can I call you Susie? (Yes) Great, what’s your number? (No) Then you call me!

Want more corny pickup lines? Look at some of the pickup lines below - a lot of them are corny too...