Cheesy Pickup Lines

The Cheesiest Pickup Lines

Cheesy pickup lines are good for more than just getting a laugh. With the right attitude and the right delivery, even the cheesiest pick up line can help you to stand out from the other men hanging out at the bar. And reading through some of the cheese on this page might make you a little more comfortable coming up with your own original lines, too. Enjoy these "cheesy pickup lines".

  • Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.

  • I’ve never seen anyone as gorgeous as you, and I’ve been in more bars than a gigolo on speed.

  • So, what’s up with him (or her)?

  • Don’t you work at Hooters?

  • I’ve only got three months to live.

  • I leave for Iraq (or any war zone) tomorrow.

  • Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  • Will you help the homeless? Take me home with you.

  • Is farting an issue with you?

  • Pardon me while I fart.

  • I’m recovering from surgery.

  • Is that your ass, or does your back have the mumps?

  • I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.

  • You look like Pamela Anderson’s sister.

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  • Do you like beer and football? (To a woman)

  • Do you like opera? (To a man)

  • Man to woman: I’ll bet getting a date with you is more difficult than a five-finger prostate exam.

  • (Slur the words a little, but make it funny): Would you like to trip the fight lantastic?

  • Is that pizza I smell?

  • Are you from New York?

  • Are you looking for a shallow relationship?

  • I like older women.

  • Can you get the drinks? I need bail money.

  • So, what are you...about a double D?

  • Is there a lion in your jungle?

  • I’m a businessman. I work in orifices, got any openings?

  • Are you a natural blonde?

  • You look like an underwear model.

  • I’ll bet there’s a tiger in your tank!

  • I’m like the Energizer bunny; I just keep goin’ and goin’ and goin’.

  • Put your arms around me, honey. Hold me tight! Let’s cuddle up and cuddle up with all our might!

  • If we’re going to have sex later, you probably should be there.

  • If buns were a status symbol, you’d be on the A List!

  • I’ve got a condom with your name on it!

  • Your butt is so good, it’s a shame you have to sit on it.

  • Feel like getting’ pissed?

  • You’re the cutest zombie I’ve ever seen.

  • Heyyyyy…sweet thing.

  • Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I’d never shortchange myself like that!

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