Funny Pickup Lines
Funny Pickup Lines for Guys and Girls
Not all pickup lines are dirty, offensive, or just downright boring. Here is a collection of funny pickup lines to say that may help you get your foot in the door — and some notes on why they work. (We’ve included some information about funny comebacks for those readers who like to banter too.)
Conversation Starter Pickup Lines
“Don’t you know me from somewhere?”
The reason this funny pickup line works is because it isn’t overtly sexual. It is a silly conversation start that’s also just a little bit clever. Okay — maybe not so clever, but clever for a pickup line. Another reason this line is safe to use — it asks a question and questions always lead to answers. The girl or guy you’re flirting with will probably just grin at your stupid joke, then she’ll have to say a comeback like “No!” or “Oh, yeah, I think I do . . .” In other words, it gets a conversation going. A pickup line is only effective if it gets the two of you talking. (See How to Talk to Girls and How to Talk to Women for more information about conversations.)
Some other “conversation starter” pickup lines –
“I’m sorry — I have amnesia. Do I come here often?”
“Hey . . . didn’t we go to different schools together?”
“What’s your sign? I’m sorry. That was lame. Let me try again . . . What’s your name?
Playfully Pathetic Pickup Lines
“Excuse me miss, I don’t mean to stare, but I think you’re really beautiful.”
These kinds of pickup lines play on the idea that you’re kind of pathetic but you’ve built up the confidence to say just one thing to a beautiful guy or girl that you’re attracted to. The whole ‘poor me’ attitude won’t work on every person, though. If you’re planning on hitting on a person that looks kinda sensitive–you know the type–then approaching him or her with a slightly self deprecating line might be just the thing. Of course, you have to turn on the confidence and charm immediately after a line like this, otherwise you just look sad.
Here’s a handful of other self deprecating pickup lines –
“I’m not really this tall. I’m just sitting on my wallet.”
“What’s a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
“You’re beautiful and I’m sure you’ve heard a lot of good pickup lines. Why don’t you just tell me the ones that worked and we’ll get this out of the way.”
Pickup Lines for Special Occasions
“I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?”
Yes, this is one of those cheesy pickup lines that you hear in bars all the time. 9 times out of 10 this line is going to get you ignored or laughed at. But every now and then, with the right man or woman, a cheesy pickup line will break the ice, get you both laughing, and prove that you have a silly sense of humor. Laughter is the best way into someone’s heart. Why not get them laughing so you can have a chance to get their number?
“You’re like milk. I want to make you part of my complete breakfast.”
“Let’s go back to my place and do the things I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway.”
“There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off of you.”
Look at the basic model of these three styles of pickup lines — you can break them down into the basic parts and make up your own for different situations.
A good funny pickup line is a great way to start a conversation without awkwardness. Arm yourself with a handful of good lines before your next night out, and the possibility of grabbing that hot girl or gorgeous guy’s phone number will be through the roof.
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