Cheesy Pickup Lines
Cheesy Pickup Lines
We’ve all heard cheesy pickup lines before. These types of pickup lines are based on a lame joke or a cruel innuendo and are intended to make the target of the line laugh a little and take notice of you. Unfortunately, cheesy pickup lines are usually used at the wrong time. Not every “pickup” situation requires the use of a cheesy pickup line, and in fact it is more likely to work if a girl says one of these cheesy lines to a guy. Guys are dumb — we fall for cheesy stuff like this.
Here’s a collection of cheesy pickup lines, some for girls, some for guys. Use them wisely, and they’re great as ice breakers.
Cheesy Lines for Girls to Say to Guys
“That’s a nice dog. Does it have a phone number?”
“Do you have a quarter? I told my ex boyfriend that I would call him when I found someone better.”
“You’re the hottest thing since sunburns.”
“You’ve been a bad boy! Now go to my room.”
“Let’s go behind that rock and get a little bo(u)lder.”
“I am feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?”
“You know, we were born without clothes.”
“You know sweety, my lips won’t just kiss themselves. Please help.”
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again.” (This is also a unisex line, that can be used on either gender.)
“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.”
“I lost my virginity, can I have yours?”
(touch his chest, then say) “Oh, I am sorry, I thought that was a Braille shirt.”
“I am not feeling myself today, can I feel you?”
“I know somebody who likes you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.”
“Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name John?”
“Aren’t you the guy who’s supposed to buy me a drink?”
“There must be something wrong with my eyes. I just can’t seem to take them off you.”
Cheesy Lines for Guys to Say to Girls
“Can I flirt with you?”
“I’ve had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So . . . would you please smile for me?”
“Excuse me, but what pick up line works best for you?”
“Hi, can I buy you a car?”
“Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?’
“Nice socks, can I try them on?”
“Hi, do you dig guys who use cheesy pick up lines?”
“I advise you to surrender immediately or I’ll have to use a pick up line.”
“Can I buy you a root beer?”
“I thought I’d come over and say hello before you caught me staring.”
“You have the academic look I just lust after.”
“Give me three good reasons why I shouldn’t buy you a drink.”
“You make Paris Hilton look like a teletubbie.”
“Can I get your fake number?”
“If I had a garden I’d put your two lips and my two lips together.”
“Fat penguin” (What!?) “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.”
“If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.”
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