Best Pickup Lines
The Best Pickup Lines Ever
These pickup lines are “the best” because they’ve been tested out “in the field” and approved for their ability to successfully pickup a woman.
Use pickup lines carefully — some women simply don’t respond to them. Use your best judgment, and let us know if a line works for you.
- I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
- If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
- If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
- Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
- Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
- There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
- I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
- I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
- There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
- Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
- Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?
- Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
- You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
- I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
- I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!
- Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
- Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
- Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
- Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.’?
- (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
- This time next year let’s be laughing together.
- I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
- Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
- If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
- So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
- What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
- Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
- You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.
- If god made any thing better than you he keep it for him self.
- You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
- You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
- My buddies over there said that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?
- If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery…I would chose winning the lottery…but it would be close…real close…
See also:
- The Funniest Pickup Lines Ever
- David DeAngelo – Cocky and Funny
- Flattery and Compliments
- The Seduction Community
- The Mystery Method
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