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Comedic Pickup Lines – Humorous Pickup Lines
Nothing works better than funny pickup lines, because humor is attractive. Also, comedy pickup lines tend to get a little break, if your punchline is a little racey. Saying something overtly sexual might not be offensive, as long as it’s meant to be funny.
So I wanted to offer some funny pickup lines. I’ll also eventually add a post called “Dirty Pickup Lines” with similar, but slightly dirtier pickup lines. Here’s the comedic pickup lines, for now.
Comedy Pickup Lines – Laughable Pickup Lines
- Frankly, I don’t care who makes the first move.
- You’ve been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
- I’m a magical being. Take your bra off.
- I’m gonna have sex with you tonight, so you might as well be there.
- You’ve got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.
- Sex is a killer…want to die happy?
- Are you in therapy?
- Come over here and get a taste of America’s Most Wanted.
- If you sleep with me, I’ll leave you alone.
- You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.
- You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book … So what’s one more?
- Have sex with me and I’ll make you a star.
- You look like you could use a one-night stand.
- You see my friend over there? (Point to a friend waving.) He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
- Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
- I know a great way to commune with God.
- (Said by Single Man): You look just like my wife.
- When’s our wedding date?
- When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.
- You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
- You must be going to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good.
- You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
- You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
- Don’t let the gray hair fool you – I’m 25 and live in the fast lane.
- I’m your knight in shining armor. Let’s get medieval.
- You are a 9.9. You’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
- You are a beautiful girl. You have probably heard all the great pick up lines, so why dont’ you just tell me the ones that worked so we can get past all that?
- Let me buy you a drink and we can tell each other lies.
- Why would a beautiful girl like you dye the roots of your hair brown?
- When God made you, he was showing off.
- (One Last Chance): I hate to see you go, but I LOVE watching you leave.
- If I followed you home, would you keep me?
- An idle mind is the Devil’s workshop, so let’s get busy.
- What would you do if I kissed you right now?
- What’s a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
- I’m shy, you’re beautiful. Can I buy you a drink?
- No, I’m not shy. My tongue has been surgically removed?
- Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
- What time do you have to be back in heaven?
- So, is your boyfriend as good-looking as me?
- So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?
- If I thought a pickup line would work, I’d use it right now.
- I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?
- Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.
- It’s always good for you to see me again.
- I’ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
- Will you marry me for an hour?
- I promise I’ll respect you in the morning.
- Do you like chunky or smooth peanut butter?
- I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.
- I think my medication is wearing off.
- I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.
- If I could be anything I’d be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips.
- If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
- I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
- You’re like the prize winning fish – I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.
- You turn my software into hardware.
- the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
- Hi. Are you cute?
- Hi. Can I domesticate you?
- Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
- I envy your lipstick.
- Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body’s kickin’.
- Excuse me, I’m looking for a friend….Do you want to be my friend?
- Good news, the test results are negative!
- Hello, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
- My name’s Right…Mr. Right.
- Your body is like an hourglass, and I just want to play in the sand.
- Excuse me – did you just fart?
- Champaigne can be tickly, and so can I.
- Don’t you know me from somewhere?
- Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
- All this could be yours for one low, low price!
- Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Funniest Pickup Lines
These might not be the funniest pickup lines you’ve ever heard, but there are enough of them, and a wide enough selection, that you should be able to lift a few for your seduction and pickup artist act. Remember, a laugh turneth away wrath, so have the confidence to step up, nail your funny line, and see where the night takes you.
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lol i love the oick up lines im going to use them at school on monday.!!!!