How to Get a Girlfriend
How to Get a Girlfriend Fast
I’m not exaggerating when I say that learning how to get a girlfriend will be the hardest thing you ever do. Some guys go twenty or thirty years without ever having a girlfriend. This is a shame, because romantic relationships are a huge part of a healthy and exciting life, plain and simple. You don’t have to get married, no one’s pressuring you to buy a ring, but everyone should experience life with a girlfriend, from the squarest square to the flyest pimp.
Here’s a guide to how to get a girlfriend fast, whether you’re in middle school, high school, or college. In fact, this advice works even if you’re a grown man out of school.
Improve Yourself
You’re going to have to turn yourself into the kind of guy that women want to date. Forget all of that “be yourself” stuff you read in advice columns–getting a girlfriend means becoming a man that a girl would want to date.
1. Cut Your Hair
You know those long greasy hippie locks of yours, the ones you think show your sensitive side? It’s time to cut them off. Sure, some girls like that look, but for the most part, you’ll have better luck finding a girlfriend fast if you cut your hair and wear it short.
Even if you already have short hair, get a new haircut. It makes you feel confident, and confidence is sexy to women. So book some spa time for yourself. While you’re at it, get a manicure (clear coat, no polish) and any other spa treatment you think will make you feel sexy.
2. Shave
That includes cleaning up that nasty 5 o clock shadow you sport. You may think women like guys with a few days’ beard growth thanks to Brad Pitt and the like, but most girls don’t want to bring home an unshaven guy to meet Mom, and trust me, at some point you’ll have to meet your girlfriend’s mom. Go ahead and get into a regular shaving routine.
3. Take Showers
Alright, I’ll level with you–you stink. Seriously, I spend enough time around guys at the gym to know that most dudes’ hygiene routine involves splashing water on their face and wearing a ton of cologne. It’s time to take showering seriously. And don’t just wash your ass, your armpits, and your balls. Wash the whole body. Your future girlfriend will thank you for it.
4. Buy New Clothes
Since you’re already dropping some serious coin on becoming a prettier version of yourself, hook up a new wardrobe, too. Trust me, the more money you spend the better. Girls are impressed by labels, and expensive clothes tend to be in fashion right now, in the moment. Get used to shopping, you’ll be doing more of it now that you’re trying to get a girlfriend.
5. Read A Book
You don’t get away with just looking sharp–you need to be mentally sharp, too. Pick up a book, any book, and read the damn thing. This increases your vocabulary, makes you smarter, and gives you something to talk about besides your workout routine. Oh, yeah, that reminds me –
6. Get a Workout Routine
Just do it, you wimp.
Improve Your Game
So your body is improved — now improve yourself mentally. We call this “learning game.” Here’s how you do it.
1. Self-confidence
If you have no confidence, women will walk all over you. Confidence turns them on, but it also protects you. You’re about to embark on a quest for a girlfriend, which means you’ll be rejected ten times for every one time you score. Confidence keeps your head up after you get slapped for dropping a line on a girl. So increase your confidence. Practice your lines in the mirror. Start learning a new language. Anything to get your head into a positive place. You’re great, man, so be confident.
2. Vocabulary
Remember that book you read? Yeah, now triple that. Read as much as you can. Seems counter-intuitive, but if a girl thinks you’re just a guy in fancy new clothes, you can bust out some book learning on her and blow her away. Trust me, brother–your game gets better as your vocab swells.
3. Mental Conditioning
Start saying a mantra as often as possible. Tell yourself something like “I am beautiful. I am special. Women love me.” This amps up your confidence, and there’s some evidence to suggest that simply saying a mantra like this really improves your mood and makes you more attractive. Feel stupid saying a mantra? How stupid will you feel when you’re 75 and still a virgin? Do it.
4. Try, Fail, Try Harder
Start dropping game on girls everywhere you can find them. Every girl you meet is a potential girlfriend. The beauty of this is that you start to see all girls as beautiful, all shapes, sizes, races, religions, etc. You’ll get rejected 9 times out of 10, but you’ll learn a lot along the way. Blow it. Try it again. Blow it again. Keep trying.
5. Improve Yourself Again
Thought you were finished with self-improvement? Wrong. Run through the “Improve Yourself” section one more time. Buy new clothes. Get a new haircut. Freshen up. Double up your time at the gym.
Find Girls
You can’t find a girlfriend without talking to girls. So how are you supposed to meet them and try out your new you?
1. The Pros and Cons of Bars
So your first idea is going to be “Aha! There’s girls at the bar, I’ll meet girls there.” That’s great, man, and you should go for it. Just don’t expect to find the love of your life in a bar. That means don’t always hit up bars to find girls. Sometimes you’ll have to go other places. Make a list of bar alternatives. Then double it.
2. Finding Smart Girls
Trust me on this, you will want to start hitting on and hooking up with smart girls as soon as possible. Dumb girls aren’t good in bed, and they tend to be a drag after the fact. Consider this–if you make a smart girl your girlfriend, she’ll never depend on you for money. Also, smart girls respond to game better. I don’t know why this works, but it does. Where do you find smart girls?
3. Non-traditional Spots for Girls
Libraries. The theater. Grocery stores. Wine bars. Cheese shops. Delis. Laundromats (they’re the ones reading books without pictures). Basically, anywhere but the bar. Drop your game on girls everywhere you see them, and look out for the smart ones. They’re the hardest to catch but the easiest to keep.
4. Taking Breaks
You’ve been hard at work for weeks now. Time to take a break. In fact, while you’re looking for a girlfriend, take regular breaks when you strike out too many times. Rehabilitate your game. Read more.
5. Evaluation
While you’re resting, and making lists of your next spots to look for a girlfriend, evaluate your game and your looks. Take the time to really examine yourself and figure out why your game isn’t working. Evaluate, make changes, and start the process all over again.
Finding a girlfriend is easy if you improve yourself, amp up your game, and present yourself to as many girls as possible.
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